Future Predictions

  • Software pandemic
  • tech corps lose your money
  • 3d bioprinters
  • transparent kitchens
  • end of empire aesthetics
  • ok boomer<boomer-remover< boomer parties
  • Universal healthcare
  • millennial inherit boomers DNA, Zoomer inherits Xers DNA
  • Consumerism rebrands as mindfulness (stays the same)
  • bumper to bumper:  cars mimic the speed and steering of the lead vehicle
  • all weather clothing (peltier plates)
  • nano particles pandemic
  • mass media become anxiously fascistic propaganda became mass marketing becomes propaganda
  • electric cars the way of jetpacks
  • Infraestructure redux sef-lhealing concrerte
  • Tablets < Scrolls
  • mass extinctions
  • earth scrapers
  • compost capitalism
  • arcologies
  • car handle payments
  • IP 3D printing wars
  • Ex-Rad
  • password obsolescence
  • isoprene tires
  • free radicals, break down grime into nitrate. washes away in the rain.
  • titanium dioxide helps cotton shed stains and eliminate odor-.
  • Drone legislation
  • zettabytes
  • genetic testing Uncomfortable truths
  • terminator vision
  • nurse jackie still human
  • pulse detonation engines
  • new siri/alexa is a carpet
  • chips via droplets of nanoparticle-infused liquid
  • cities for vertical farming
  • personal farms
  • rental everything
  • binge protection
  • charitable shopping (new virtue signaling)
  • stomach chips
  • brain chips
  • cultural jamming
  • aesthetics of de-growth
  • reification of good decisions as new capitalism
  • rent seeking rebrands as maintenance
  • deep adaptation
  • homeless migrations
  • Xers become home owners through inheritance – get off my lawn
  • china goes hyper nationalistic
  • Failed states collapse (doctors & nurses die – no replacement rate – collapse
  • Siliconb valley plummets after software pandemic
  • netflix ennui
  • CGI nausea
  • high peasant rules
  • starbucks up on caffeine or dies
  • Deep state fragments/for hire
  • capital its done with fiat, moves on
  • deflation
  • stagflation
  • new currency(still called $)
  • Expertise becomes a grift
  • star economy dies
  • terrible art for a while
  • air travel down 50%
  • Tik Tok die
  • Information Physics
  • IDW collapses
  • Rock music denies collaboration with late stage capitalism
  • Burning man meets Coachella
  • 10 terabytes for $1000
  • fake Turing tests
  • Internet resets to Ted Nelson’s Xanadu
  • Google is broken down in Europe
  • Alphabet antitrust
  • Exponential Thinking fad
  • Quantum computers $10000
  • Practical Quantum Circuit
  • Real State down 50% in 10 years
  • 3 speed European Union
  • Scottish independence
  • Scottish re-union
  • MCU 3 flops in a row
  • 6 more trillions lost in oil wars
  • California goes 65% Solar
  • Trump re-elected=8 years of centrism=neofascism
  • Disney Bailout
  • Texas referendum
  • Indian brain drain
  • Australia desert
  • Florida population down 50%
  • Health Coke
  • China colonizes moon
  • Avocado Politics 
  • t-rex goes the way of pluto
  • Oil supports $<Gold+Crypto supports $
  • Amazon antitrust
  • McKinsey hires Greta and AOC
  • Probably war 
  • Walmart and the meth trade are largest employers in the Midwest and South
  • Haptic suits
  • Time travel ( a few seconds into the past)
  • Haptics
  • cowschwitz ca doubles size
  • DC comics bailout
  • Netflix makes a good movie
  • Stock market for untouched nature areas
  • Miami underwater
  • Fukushima 2
  • $721.5 billion up in smoke by swarm drones

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