Clickbait Colossus and Lord of the Sponsored Ad

Cracking open this grimoire, you plunge headfirst into the fetid underbelly of the information age. Here, amidst the flickering glow of a thousand screens, lurk the unliving titans – the Golems of the Ultramodern World. Not stitched from clay, but from the very detritus of the digital age, these lumbering monstrosities are testaments to our collective addiction and the insidious grip of the algorithm.