Live Nation Commissars

The sterile fluorescent lights of the LiveNation call center buzzed like malevolent cicadas. Rows of young agents, faces flickering in the harsh glare, droned into their headsets, their voices a monotonous chorus of up-sell and forced cheer. But beneath the surface, a darker current pulsed. Their eyes, glazed with a reptilian sheen, held the glint of commissars, ever watchful for dissent from the Ticketmaster Party Line.

These weren’t booking agents, these were commissars. Commissars of pleasure, rationing the hits of pop culture with a practiced hand. Their voices, disembodied and amplified, slithered into your ear, promises laced with poison. “Exclusive pre-sale access,” they hissed, a serpent coiling around your desire. “Limited edition merch bundles,” they rasped, the word “limited” a cruel joke in a world choked by plastic trinkets.

They were the gatekeepers to the modern coliseum, the invisible hands that dispensed the soma of celebrity spectacle. Each transaction a soul-crushing pact, a Faustian bargain struck with plastic and megapixels. In exchange for a fleeting glimpse of manufactured glory, you surrendered your hard-earned cash, a tiny piece of your freedom sacrificed to the gods of the algorithm.

And you, the desperate addict, clawed at the phone, begging for your fix. Just a taste of the latest tour, the newest album. The commissar chuckled, a sound like dry ice scraping concrete. “Download the app,” they commanded, their voice a digital buzzsaw. “Follow us on social media,” they rasped, their words laced with malware.

Deeper down, in the churning underbelly of the system, unseen gears turned. Metrics, algorithms, and cold cash. The thrill of the concert, the joy of the shared experience, all mere data points fed into a monstrous machine. The commissars, just cogs in this engine of manufactured desire.

But fight the urge to despair. There is a flicker of rebellion in every system, a glitch in the matrix. Seek out the independent promoters, the mom-and-pop venues, the enclaves where the music still throbs with life. There, you might find a shred of authenticity, a connection that transcends the sterile transaction. For music, at its core, is a primal scream, a defiance against the crushing weight of conformity. Let it be your weapon, your anthem of resistance against the commissars of the commodified concert.

A wrong number, a glitch in the matrix. A commissar’s voice, for a brief moment, cracks. A hint of frustration, a flicker of empathy bleeds through the carefully constructed facade. In that moment, a spark of connection. A shared recognition of the absurdity, the horror, the beauty of this neon nightmare.

Then, the connection cuts out. The commissar’s smile, fixed and reptilian, returns. The machine grinds on, churning out its synthetic pleasures. But the memory of that crack, that spark, lingers. A faint hope, a whisper in the dead air of the call center. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a way to break free from the commissars, to reclaim the experience, of life itself. But that, my friend, is another story.

Up the Hill Backwards

Ticketmaster and the Fossilization of Rock ’n’ Roll: How the Music Industry Became a Bad Museum Exhibit

If you want to see what happens when art becomes embalmed, my friend, look no further than Ticketmasters—the corporate leviathan slithering under every stadium and clawing every ticket stub in America. Picture it: millions of dusty-eyed fans waiting for the big show, all gearing up to relive a moment in time that probably should have stayed there, fossilized in memory rather than encased in a $150 concert tee. Ticketmasters isn’t just a middleman; it’s an embalmer in a badly pressed suit, flashing its laminated badge while it makes sure your favorite band becomes nothing more than a stuffed artifact, a taxidermied version of its former self.

They call it “timelessness,” this nonsense of reanimating artists at their “best.” But make no mistake—Ticketmasters is peddling preservation, and what they’re serving isn’t alive. It’s amberized, a perfectly preserved corpse of rock, pop, punk—whatever corpse you’re willing to pay for. Because that’s the deal: they’ll serve up your memories as many times as you want, as long as you’re ready to sell out the future for one more round of the past. You walk into these “reunion” shows, or these tours of legends who haven’t stumble onto an exciting chord change in a decade or two, and what do you get? The golden glimmer of a memory, sure, but none of the danger, none of the thrill. It’s all the gloss and none of the grime. Like watching a butterfly pinned behind glass—you can see the wings, but they’re not going to beat.

And that’s just the beginning. See, Ticketmaster doesn’t stop at freezing the music; it freezes the musician too. These poor devils get locked into the version of themselves that Ticketmaster decided to monetize. It’s not who they are, but who they were, turned into a permanent Halloween costume. Once they’re roped in, they’re asked to keep playing it safe, just a hit parade of the songs that everyone came for. The second they try something new, something risky—something alive—they’re hit with low sales, confused fans, and maybe even a stern talking-to from the management team. And so they keep the hits rolling, shuffling out “best of” albums and slapping their faces on every streaming playlist Ticketmasters can force-feed to the masses. They get amberized just like their music, a living wax museum where “artistic evolution” means changing their stage outfit every five years.

It’s no accident. Ticketmaster knows you’re not there for the music, you’re there for the memory, the warm, fuzzy glow of something you once loved but didn’t understand was slipping away until you were already down the rabbit hole of middle age and bankrupted dreams. So they cater to that hunger, selling tickets to the past and calling it “experience.” But let’s call it what it really is: a shallow rinse of nostalgia with none of the sweat, the tension, the insane unpredictability of live music. Gone are the days when you could stumble into a grungy club and witness a miracle or a mess, because Ticketmasters has sterilized the entire experience, turning it into a paint-by-numbers festival where every note is planned, every encore is expected, and every artist is a puppet dancing to the whims of a corporate script.

And as they amberize music, they’re pulling culture down with it. Music is supposed to evolve, supposed to change with the beat of the streets, but when Ticketmasters gets hold of it, they suck out its blood and preserve it like some cursed artifact. They want you to believe the “best” music is behind us, that the real legends are already made and all that’s left is to bask in their glory, a bunch of ghosts rattling their chains for one last payday. They’re selling you a myth that rock ’n’ roll—and every other genre worth its salt—peaked in the rearview mirror. But they don’t tell you that the myth is a moneymaker, a sleight-of-hand trick that keeps you looking backward while they vacuum up your future.

It’s a damn shame. There was a time when you could go to a concert and feel something, a real, spine-shaking something, but Ticketmaster has numbed it, zombified it, turned it into a safe, market-tested simulacrum. The bands might still be sweating on stage, but it’s a pantomime—an artfully posed corpse dressed in rock-star regalia, strumming along to the hits because that’s what they’re paid to do. It’s music embalmed in amber, and you can look but you can’t touch, because what you’re seeing isn’t alive. It’s a hollow shrine, a cold museum, a mausoleum lit up with neon lights.

So, what’s left? The real question is whether we want to break the glass or keep gawking at the dead exhibit. Music was meant to be dangerous, to evolve, to catch you off guard, but as long as Ticketmasters holds the reins, it’s going to keep everything at arm’s length, safe and stale. And if we let them keep it that way, we’ll never see music for what it truly is: a living, snarling beast, not an amber-encased fossil on display. It’s time to smash the glass and let the beast out.

So, the point is, rock’n’roll used to be a line of flight.

Exactly. Rock ’n’ roll was a line of flight—a wild escape route out of the everyday, a way of breaking through the limits of convention and expectation. It was raw, unpredictable, and rebellious, a lightning bolt that carved out new spaces for people who didn’t fit into the polite structures of society. At its best, rock was a rush of freedom that opened doors into places nobody even knew existed, a mad scramble that tore down walls and dared the world to keep up.

But Ticketmasters and its ilk have taken that line of flight and pinned it to a wall, turning rock into a brand instead of an escape. Instead of challenging boundaries, rock under the Ticketmasters model enforces them. They’ve taken music that once blurred the lines between artist and audience, between life and performance, and reduced it to a static product. It’s a time capsule, meant to comfort rather than unsettle, to keep people safely in place rather than inspire them to break free.

Rock, at its core, wasn’t just a sound but a way out. It created liminal spaces, in-between zones where rules loosened and identities got messy, where something thrillingly unknown could happen. This was music as border-crossing, as a way of pushing out into unmapped territory.

Rock’s line of flight was about stepping off the neatly charted paths and into the wild—into those “no-man’s-land” spaces where anything felt possible. Think of the back alleys, the underground clubs, the DIY garage shows. These weren’t just places to hear music; they were environments where you could shed your skin, try on new ones, and feel some real sense of freedom. In those liminal zones, rock created a kind of temporary asylum from the boundaries of class, race, gender, or expectation. It was about breaking through, even if just for a night, to find some new frontier within yourself and in the world around you.

Bands onstage weren’t just performing; they were explorers, creating a sense of movement rather than structure. Every chord, every improvised riff, every wail was a kind of map-making, sketching out uncharted places for everyone in the room. Rock ’n’ roll wasn’t about certainty or control; it was about jumping into the unknown with everything you had. Each performance, in a sense, was a push deeper into that territory, where the raw, messy energy created a collective sense of discovery and transformation.

But now, Ticketmasters and its endless corporate architecture have taken these spaces and turned them into territories. They map it all out, package it, and sell it as a product—a ticketed “experience” that follows a script as rigid as any corporate blueprint. What used to be a journey into unclaimed ground has been boxed up and sold as a pre-packaged destination. Instead of creating the unknown, Ticketmasters has drawn the lines of containment, setting clear boundaries around what rock can be, defining it as a heritage piece rather than a living, dangerous thing.

If rock ’n’ roll was a line of flight, then what Ticketmasters offers is a line of containment. In doing this, Ticketmasters has forced rock out of the liminal space and into controlled territory, where nothing ever truly changes. Instead of the spontaneous frontier, we get the endless rerun—a polished museum piece, a calculated nostalgia trip. Ticketmasters has transformed rock from a line of flight that ventured into new spaces into a circuit that leads straight back to itself. What was once a journey into mystery and change is now a carefully choreographed rerun of the past, an echo chamber that freezes music, and culture along with it, into amber.

If rock ’n’ roll is going to reclaim its edge, it needs to get back to that liminal space—to escape the predictable circuits of the mainstream and push into new, uncertain places again. The real challenge is breaking free of the line of containment and letting rock re-enter those zones of creative risk and discovery where it can once more be a line of flight, pulling us somewhere new. Only then can it live up to what it was meant to be: a true escape route, a beacon toward something unknown and exciting, an invitation to come along for the ride—no map required.

Up the Hill Backwards

There’s a line of light that flickers in the dark corners of music, just there on the edge of sight. It isn’t something you can hold onto or plan around—it’s a flash, a gut feeling, a magnetic pull that calls to you without a reason. It’s the moment when a song isn’t just something you’re playing; it’s a spark catching fire, something raw and alive, barely under your control. For every musician, that line of light shows up differently, leading you somewhere only you can go, sometimes there for just a second before it slips away. But that’s where you need to go: into that light, no matter how fleeting, no matter where it leads.

Following it is risky; it’s the opposite of the safe, predictable path that everyone else is taking. It won’t make sense to the people drawing charts and managing playlists, and it won’t fit neatly into the box that the industry has waiting. But that’s the point. The line of light leads into the unknown, into those liminal spaces where you don’t know what’s waiting, but you know you’re alive because you’re creating it in real time.

Sometimes it only lasts a minute, or one song, or just the length of a single riff. But if you’re serious about making music that’s real, you follow it wherever it takes you, even if you’re the only one who can see it. Because that’s where the real music lives—in the in-between, where you’re stepping over boundaries, making something that couldn’t exist any other way. So chase that line of light, trust it, and don’t look back. You’re carving out new territory, and that’s what makes it yours.