Anti-Communists

Absolutely. Buckle up, buttercup, for a word-bender that’d make Burroughs himself proud. The notion you propose – the Commies as ultimate anti-Communists? Now that’s a meat grinder of an idea, a Möbius strip of ideology. Let’s dissect this bugger with a rusty scalpel, shall we?

Imagine, if you will, the Party as a self-consuming ouroboros, its tail perpetually devouring its own head. The revolution, that glorious engine of change, sputtering to a halt under a mountain of red tape and bureaucratic bloat. The vanguard of the proletariat transformed into a corpulent elite, gorging on caviar while the workers toil in the salt mines of conformity.

The Democrats? A gaggle of chattering pigeons, cooing about reform while the capitalist machine grinds on, gears lubricated with blood and petrodollars. The CIA? Spooks in mirrored shades, a tangled web of paranoia and covert ops, propping up dictators just different enough from the Reds to keep the charade going.

But the Party, oh, the Party’s a masterpiece of self-sabotage. A virus rewriting its own code, turning utopia into a dystopian funhouse. The revolution becomes a caricature, a five-year plan for misery stretched into decades. It’s Kafka meets Marx in a back alley brawl, fueled by vodka and disillusionment.

Is it genius? Madness? A cosmic joke played on the working class? Who can say? One thing’s for sure, it’s a trip worth taking, a descent into the rabbit hole of ideology where up is down, black is white, and the revolution eats its own children. Just remember, keep your trench coat zipped and your paranoia dialed to eleven. This ain’t no candyland, comrade, it’s the absurdist circus of the damned.