Category: STAND-UP
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Dog Eats Übermensch
I was on my usual caffeine circuit, shuttling between the Starbucks and The Cow’s End, because one coffee is never enough and also because I enjoy the illusion of productivity that comes with walking briskly while holding a cup. It was a normal Venice morning—skaters wiping out, tech bros on rental e-bikes, a guy playing…
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Tokenistan/Big in Japan
Y’all remember back when money was just… money? paces across stage Man, nowadays you got people investing their life savings in something called “MoonPuppyElonRocket Coin.” What kind of name is that? imitates crypto bro voice “Nah man, you don’t understand, it’s gonna revolutionize the way we buy digital pictures of bored monkeys… TO THE MOON!”…
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Best Friends
adjusts mic stand Y’all ever notice how America’s like that one friend who can get into a huge fight, but then be cool the next day? Like, we got this weird superpower of turning enemies into homies. paces thoughtfully Look at Germany and Japan. We had the biggest fight in history with these folks. But…