Category: Euclidean Politics
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End of History Tinpots and the Last Man
In the flickering neon wasteland of the Post-Ideological, the Berlin Wall, a concrete scar on the face of time, crumbled like a thousand roach motels, a crumbled ziggurat, became a playground for feral children. History, a rusted jalopy, sputtered its last, coughing out exhaust fumes of ideology. Liberal Democracy, a chrome-plated behemoth, rumbled across the…
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The Ideology of Ideology Denial
In contemporary discourse, we are increasingly confronted with a peculiar phenomenon: the denial of ideology in the very moment of its most aggressive assertion. This paradox is most evident in the popular claim that certain political or economic positions are “devoid of ideology.” Such claims are not merely erroneous; they are symptomatic of a deeper…
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Playlister Extraordinaire
Barack Obama, the playlister extraordinaire, the man who once held the hopes of an entire generation in his hands, has transformed from a firebrand of change into a curated influencer, peddling his personality as if it were a brand of bottled water. The man who rode into Washington on a tidal wave of “Yes We…
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A Game of Boiling Frogs
We’re in a game of boiling frogs, but this isn’t your run-of-the-mill slow death in a pot—it’s an industrial-sized cauldron, big enough for the whole goddamned species. The wealthiest among us, the kings of silicon and shadow, are camped out by the dial, their sweaty hands on the thermostat, grinning like lunatics. They’ve mastered the…