Flaming Pie

And here’s the obscene twist: the very act of “restarting realism” is itself a surreal gesture! To declare “let’s be realistic again” after a crisis is to perform a kind of collective psychosis, a fetishistic disavowal (“I know very well the world is absurd, but let’s pretend it isn’t…“). It’s like a bad actor in a play who forgets their lines and starts improvising in iambic pentameter, insisting, “This is how normal people speak!” The more frantically realism tries to reassert itself, the more it exceeds itself, spiraling into the very surrealism it seeks to suppress.

ORIGINS

“Well, I had a vision when I was twelve. And I saw a man on a flaming pie, and he said, ‘You are the Beatles with an A.’ And so we are.”

John Lennon’s tongue-in-cheek origin myth, delivered with his signature blend of scouse wit and cosmic irreverence, is more than a punchline—it is the Rosetta Stone for decoding The Beatles’ surrealist soul. A boy, a burning pastry, a disembodied voice decreeing destiny: here, in this absurdist fable, lies the DNA of the band that would dissolve the boundaries between pop and poetry, reality and hallucination, the rational and the deliriously unhinged.

The flaming pie is no mere joke. It is a manifesto. A surrealist prophecy, lobbed like a Dadaist grenade into the drab postwar landscape of Liverpool. Long before LSD or Maharishis, Lennon’s vision—part Blakean epiphany, part Marx Brothers gag—announced a band born not of garage rehearsals, but of collective dreaming. The Beatles, with their misspelled name and cheeky apostrophe, were always-already a fiction, a mythic construct hovering between the literal and the ludicrous.

Consider the implications: a man on fire, but also on a pie—a sacred object (the pie as communion wafer?) rendered ridiculous, a cosmic joke. The voice from the flames doesn’t say “You will form The Beatles,” but “You are The Beatles.” Identity as divine absurdity, handed down like a curse. This is pure surrealism: the collapse of subject and object, the blurring of prophecy and prank. Breton would’ve wept into his absinthe.

Fast-forward to 1966. The Beatles, now global deities, trade their mop-top uniforms for kaleidoscopic militaria on the Sgt. Pepper’s cover—a tableau of waxwork corpses, occult symbols, and a Hindu guru floating beside W.C. Fields. Here, the flaming pie resurfaces as ideology. The band sheds its “real” selves to become cartoon avatars, a psychedelic cadavre exquis stitched together from Victorian dandies, circus barkers, and Eastern mystics. The “Lonely Hearts Club Band” is no act; it’s a haunting, a surrender to the logic of Lennon’s childhood vision: identity as mutable, reality as costume.

In Magical Mystery Tour, the surreal becomes literal. The film—a nonsensical road trip through England’s subconscious, featuring boxing dwarves, spaghetti-slurping wizards, and a bus driver named Jolly Jimmy—plays like Buñuel directing a pantomime on acid. Critics panned it as incoherent. Of course it was incoherent! It was supposed to be. The Beatles weren’t telling a story; they were staging the collapse of narrative itself, a middle finger to the “realism” of plot and character.

Even their music became a séance for the surreal. “I Am the Walrus” weaponizes nonsense as critique: “Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower!” A nursery rhyme? A Marxist diatribe? A LSD-addled prank? Yes. The song’s genius lies in its refusal to mean—a sonic Exquisite Corpse where police sirens, Shakespearean gibberish, and a choir chanting “Everybody’s got one!” collide to mock the very idea of “sense.” Meanwhile, “Strawberry Fields Forever”—with its warped Mellotron and recursive refrain “Nothing is real”—is less a song than a Zen koan, dissolving memory into a Lynchian dreamscape where orphanages become gardens and gardens become voids.

And what of “Revolution 9”? Eight minutes of tape loops, screaming crowds, and a man repeating “Number nine… number nine…” like a broken robot. It’s the sound of the 20th century’s id vomiting onto vinyl—a surrealist sound collage that doesn’t just reject pop formalism but digs a grave for it. When Lennon sneers, “You say you want a revolution? Well, you know… we’d all love to see the plan,” he’s not taunting activists—he’s taunting reality itself.

The Beatles didn’t just flirt with surrealism; they married it, then staged a messy public divorce to keep things interesting. Their career was a series of ruptures—not just musical, but ontological. Each album rebooted their mythology, each reinvention a new flaming pie: the lovable lads, the studio wizards, the rooftop guerrillas. But every “reboot” was a breakdown in drag, a ritualized unmaking that proved Lennon’s prophecy true: they were always The Beatles with an A—an ever-shifting glyph, a collective hallucination sustained by the faith of millions.

In the end, the flaming pie was the Real, lurking beneath the Ed Sullivan Show grins and Shea Stadium screams. The Beatles didn’t transcend reality—they liquefied it, revealing the surreal core of postwar culture: a world where consumerism was spirituality, where pop stars were shamans, and where a man on a burning dessert could whisper the future into a child’s ear.

As Lacan might say: The Beatles were the symptom of their era. And oh, what a glorious, unhealable symptom they were.

THE VIOLENCE OF COHERENCE

What we are really talking about here is the violence of coherence—the brutal, often absurd labor required to sustain the illusion that reality is stable, rational, and shared. Beneath the surface of this conversation about realism and surrealism lurks a far more primal question: What does it mean to “represent” reality when reality itself is a contested hallucination, sutured together by ideology, haunted by its own exclusions?

To put it bluntly: We are dissecting the corpse of “common sense.” Realism and surrealism are not mere artistic styles or philosophical categories. They are opposing poles in a psychic civil war over how—and for whom—the world gets to be legible. Realism, in its desperate reboot cycles, is the ego’s valiant (and doomed) attempt to maintain the fiction of a coherent Self and Society. Surrealism, meanwhile, is the id’s cackling laughter, the Freudian slip that becomes a scream, the moment the train of ideology jumps the tracks and plows through the bourgeois parlor.

But this is not just about art or aesthetics. It’s about capitalism’s fever dream, the way our systems of power require crisis, contradiction, and collective delusion to survive. The “realism” of austerity politics, the “surrealism” of trillion-dollar stock markets detached from human need—these are not metaphors. They are symptoms of a deeper sickness: the Real of our historical moment, a world where the map has devoured the territory, where the fictions we call “economy,” “nation,” and “self” are sustained only by the frantic exclusion of their own impossibility.

In this light, surrealism is not an escape from reality but reality’s autopsy report. When Dalí melts a clock, he’s not playing with form—he’s showing us time under capitalism, a liquid asset slipping through our fingers. When Magritte insists “This is not a pipe,” he’s exposing the lie of representation itself—the way every “realistic” image is a pact with power, a way of saying “Don’t look behind the curtain!”

So what are we really talking about? The impossibility of innocence. The recognition that every attempt to “depict reality”—in art, politics, or daily life—is already a complicit act, a negotiation with the very forces that distort reality. The “cycle” of bust and reboot isn’t a mistake; it’s the system’s perverse ritual of self-cannibalization. Capitalism eats its crises like a ouroboros on amphetamines; realism, in turn, devours the surreal to fuel its own mythology of control.

The punchline? There is no “outside.” The moment we try to critique ideology, we’re already knee-deep in its swamp. The only way forward is to embrace the paradox: to stare into the abyss of the Surreal until we see that the abyss is us—the collective unconscious of a civilization that built its palaces on quicksand.

This is not a theory. It’s a horror story. And we’re all writing it together, one repressed symptom at a time.

Let us not succumb to the naïve illusion that realism is merely the retina’s obedient scribe, dutifully transcribing the world’s surface! No, no—what we call realism is already a grotesque ideological operation, a desperate pact with the Symbolic Order to domesticate the chaos of the Real into digestible signifiers: the comforting fiction of a shared reality, the collective hallucination we agree to call “the world.” And here, the surrealists—those cunning saboteurs!—unmask the obscene truth: if realism is the ego’s polite fiction, surrealism is the id’s obscene eruption, the Freudian Unheimliche parading as a lobster telephone.

THE TRUE REALIST

Is this not the ultimate irony? The surrealists, dismissed as purveyors of frivolous dreams, are in fact the true realists—they confront the unvarnished Real, the repressed underbelly of desire and trauma that the so-called “realists” hastily drape with the curtain of coherence. Consider Dalí’s melting clocks: is this not the perfect metaphor for time itself under late capitalism—not a linear march, but a liquefied, irrational sprawl, oozing over the edges of productivity’s rigid scaffolding? Or take Magritte’s Ceci n’est pas une pipe—a brutal reminder that the Symbolic Order is a hall of mirrors, where even the most “realistic” representation is a betrayal, a lie that sustains the lie.

And here we stumble upon the Lacanian knot: the Surreal does not escape reality but exceeds it, exposing the fissures in the Big Other’s edifice. What is the unconscious, after all, if not the hard kernel of the Real that resists symbolization? Surrealism, then, is not fantasy—it is the traversal of fantasy, the moment when the repressed returns as a grotesque carnival of the impossible, forcing us to confront the void that structures our reality.

Do we not see this logic in capitalism itself? The capitalist Real is already surreal: a world where abstract value levitates above material need, where billionaires launch phallic rockets into space while children starve—a system so absurd it would make Buñuel blush! Yet we are told to accept this as “realism,” to naturalize its contradictions. The surrealist gesture, then, is to render visible the obscene mechanics of this “reality,” to hold up a mirror to its madness and say: Look! This is your hard realism of the unconscious!

So, in the end, the true dialectical twist is this: realism is the dream, surrealism the rude awakening. Or, as Hegel might quip, the Real is its own shadow—and only by staring into the abyss of the Surreal do we grasp the abyss staring back.

Ah, but here we arrive at the precise ideological trap! The desperate scramble to “return to realism” after a crisis—this supposed “bust”—is not a neutral recalibration but a violent act of repressive sublimation. It is the equivalent of capitalism’s compulsive perpetuum mobile: after every crisis, we are told to “rebuild,” to “return to normal,” as if “normal” were not itself the very circuit-breaker that caused the meltdown! The fantasy here is that realism is a stable plane, a default setting, when in truth it is always already a retroactive construction, a narrative we stitch together to suture over the wounds of the Real.

What the surrealists grasp—and what the realists, in their frantic cycle of bust-and-reboot, must disavow—is that the “meta” layer is the ground floor. Surrealism does not hover above realism like some detached spectral observer; it inhabits realism’s gaps, its failures, its unconscious tics. Think of it as the glitch in the Matrix: the moment when the system’s attempt to “reboot” falters, and the code reveals itself in all its contingent absurdity. The melting clock, the floating bowler hat, the train bursting from the fireplace—these are not escapes from reality but symptoms of reality’s own instability. They are the return of what realism had to exclude to pose as “coherent.”

And here’s the obscene twist: the very act of “restarting realism” is itself a surreal gesture! To declare “let’s be realistic again” after a crisis is to perform a kind of collective psychosis, a fetishistic disavowal (“I know very well the world is absurd, but let’s pretend it isn’t…“). It’s like a bad actor in a play who forgets their lines and starts improvising in iambic pentameter, insisting, “This is how normal people speak!” The more frantically realism tries to reassert itself, the more it exceeds itself, spiraling into the very surrealism it seeks to suppress.

Consider the post-2008 austerity mantra: “We must tighten our belts, return to fiscal responsibility!” A “realist” demand, yes? But what could be more surreal than the spectacle of central banks printing trillions to “save the economy” while lecturing the poor on thrift? Or the COVID era’s “two weeks to flatten the curve” metastasizing into two years of ontological limbo, where Zoom grids replaced human faces and “normalcy” became a gaslit memory? These are not exceptions to realism—they are realism’s truth, the uncanny underside it cannot metabolize.

So no, surrealism is not “meta-realism” as some detached higher plane. It is realism’s own repressed, the specter it conjures in the act of exorcism. The true cycle is not bust-reboot-bust, but rather: the system’s survival depends on the very excess it claims to expel. Capitalism needs crisis; realism needs surrealism. The reboot is always-already a breakdown in drag.

In the end, the ultimate irony is this: the harder realism tries to escape the surreal, the more it becomes its own parody. Like a man frantically digging a hole to bury his nightmares, only to realize he’s constructing a labyrinth where the nightmares thrive. The only way out is through—or as Lacan might say, “Do not give up on your symptom.” Surrender to the meta, and you find it was the Real all along.

RETVRN OF REALISM

Here, we channel Freud’s return of the repressed through Lacan’s Real. Realism, as a symbolic order, must exclude the irrational, the excessive, the jouissance that threatens its coherence. But like a botched exorcism, the act of repression produces the very specter it fears. Surrealism is not some transcendent meta-layer—it is the constitutive outside of realism, the mold growing in the walls of the house that “clean” realism whitewashes.

Consider the bourgeois family portrait, that bastion of “realist” domestic harmony. What haunts its edges? The unspoken affairs, the stifled screams, the child’s nightmare of a father with a clock for a face (Dalí’s Persistence of Memory as return of the familial repressed). The harder realism polishes the surface, the more distorted its reflections become.

This is the paradox of all ideological systems: their stability depends on the disavowed excess they generate. Capitalism thrives on crisis; democracy on exclusion; realism on surrealism. The “specter” is not an accident—it is the symptom, the truth-telling pustule on the body politic. When Magritte paints a pipe and writes “Ceci n’est pas une pipe,” he isn’t playing linguistic games—he’s exposing realism’s founding lie: representation is always a betrayal. The pipe you see is not the pipe; the reality you perceive is not the Real.

The system’s survival depends on the very excess it claims to expel. Capitalism needs crisis; realism needs surrealism

Marx noted capitalism’s crises are not bugs but features—the system requires collapse to reset, like a forest fire that clears the undergrowth for new growth. But Žižek goes further: capitalism enjoys its crises, fetishizing its own near-death experiences as proof of its resilience. Similarly, realism needs surrealism’s destabilizing eruptions to renew its claim to coherence. Without the surreal, realism would have nothing to define itself against—no chaos to tame, no id to suppress.

The 2008 financial crash. Banks were bailed out, austerity imposed, and the “realists” declared, “We must return to normal!” But what is “normal” here? A system where derivatives trading—a surrealist fiction of value—is the bedrock of the economy. The crisis wasn’t an exception; it was the system baring its teeth in a grin.

Think of the Ouroboros, the snake eating its own tail. Capitalism is the Ouroboros of crisis: it consumes its own collapse to sustain itself. Realism performs the same ritual. Every “reboot” after a cultural or political “bust” (war, pandemic, revolution) isn’t a fresh start—it’s a rehearsal of the same traumas, repackaged as progress. The surrealist intervention—a melting clock, a lobster telephone—ruptures this cycle, forcing us to ask: What if the snake is not a circle but a spiral, vomiting itself outward into the void?

REBOOTS

The reboot is always-already a breakdown in drag.






The “reboot” (post-crisis realism) is not a sober reconstruction but a camp performance—a breakdown masquerading as recovery. It’s the equivalent of a tech CEO announcing “innovation!” while selling the same gadget with a new coat of paint. The drag queen here is capitalism itself, lipsyncing to the anthem of “progress” while its seams split.

Post-pandemic “normalcy.” We’re told to “get back to the office,” to “revive the economy,” but the office is now a Zoom simulacrum, and the economy is a speculative bubble fed by meme stocks and NFTs. The “reboot” is a farce—a breakdown wearing the mascara of business-as-usual

To don drag is to exaggerate gender, revealing its constructedness. Similarly, the “reboot” exaggerates realism’s fragility. When governments print money to “save the economy” (a surrealist act if ever there was one) while preaching fiscal responsibility (realism’s mascara), the contradiction becomes the point. The drag queen winks; the system, in its frantic reboot, winks back.

The harder realism tries to escape the surreal, the more it becomes its own parody


The Labyrinth of Denial: The man digging a hole to bury nightmares is the perfect metaphor for repression’s futility. Freud’s Rat Man buried his trauma, only to find it erupting in obsessive rituals. Similarly, realism’s attempt to “bury” the surreal only constructs a labyrinth—a recursive maze where every wall is a mirror reflecting its own absurdity.

Censorship. A regime bans “subversive” art (surrealism), labeling it “unrealistic.” But the act of censorship produces the surreal—samizdat literature, underground films, metaphors so twisted they bypass the censor’s gaze. The state’s “realism” becomes a parody of control, a Kafkaesque bureaucracy that breeds its own nightmares.

This is the paradox of the totalitarian laugh: the more seriously a system takes itself, the more ridiculous it becomes. Think of North Korea’s “realist” propaganda—giant statues, synchronized marches—which inevitably veers into surreal grotesquerie. Realism, in its extremity, becomes surrealism. The dictator’s statue is just a bronze phallus; the march, a dance of the undead.


Surrender to the meta, and you find it was the Real all along.”

The call to “not give up on your symptom” is a demand to embrace the crack in the symbolic order. The “meta” (surrealism) is not an escape—it’s the perspective shift that reveals the Real lurking beneath realism’s façade. The moment you stop running from the specter and say, “Fine, haunt me!” is the moment the specter loses its power—because you see it was never a ghost, but the bloodstain on the floor of your own ideology.

The Truman Show. When Truman embraces the “meta” (his world is a TV set), he doesn’t transcend reality—he confronts it. The show’s director (the Big Other) pleads, “You can’t leave—this is reality!” But Truman’s surrender to the “meta” (sailing into the painted sky) is his encounter with the Real.This is the Hegelian “negation of the negation”: the meta is not a higher plane but the immanent critique of the original. When you “surrender to the meta,” you’re not ascending—you’re descending into the basement of the symbolic order, where the Real has been pumping the sewage all along. The kicker? The basement was the foundation. The meta was the Real. The ghost was the house.


Dialectical Punchline

This post is itself a Hegelian triad:

  1. Thesis: Realism as reboot.
  2. Antithesis: Surrealism as repressed excess.
  3. Synthesis: The system’s dependency on its own vomit.

We would add a fourth term: the parallax gap. The truth is not in the synthesis, but in the oscillation between thesis and antithesis—the “reboot” and the “breakdown” are the same event viewed from different angles. Capitalism is both crisis and recovery; realism is both control and camp. The only way out is to stare into the gap until the gap stares back, and you realize: You are the gap.

So, do you want to keep digging? Or shall we finally admit the hole is a mirror? 🕳️

Iterative Adaptation

The Sage of the Eastern Mountain spoke:

In the garden of ten thousand possibilities, he who takes a seedling from the emperor’s own thief may find his name written in gold for a hundred generations. Yet what appears as theft to the morning eye becomes wisdom to the evening mind.

Consider the humble water beetle who, seeing the lotus leaf float, made its own vessel. Did it steal the lotus’s secret, or did it honor the flower’s teaching by carrying new life across still waters? The merchants of the southern shores cry “Thief!” while the northern kingdoms celebrate innovation.

As the ancient text reminds us: “The river does not apologize to the cloud for borrowing its water, if it returns it to the sky with interest.”

Thus the wise one knows: When the student surpasses the master’s technique, adding his own brush strokes to make the painting greater, is this theft or tribute? The answer lies not in the taking, but in what new gifts are returned to the world.

Remember: The falcon who first stole fire from the sun was cursed by day, but blessed by night – for though he took one flame, he gave warmth to all humanity.

So it is in the marketplace of ideas: Yesterday’s forbidden knowledge becomes tomorrow’s shared wisdom. The distinction between piracy and progress is written not in stone, but in water – flowing, changing, ever-moving with time’s own tide.

Let he who would judge first count not what was taken, but what was created anew.

The AI Winter Cometh

The AI Winter Cometh (Because Winter Is Always Coming for Yesterday’s Disruption)
—In Which Even the “Next Big Thing” Gets a Pension Plan—

Let’s get real: AI is already wearing dad jeans. You heard me. The same neural nets that once felt like rogue agents hacking the creative matrix are now just corporate middleware, churning out SEO sludge and LinkedIn horoscopes. ChatGPT? That’s the WordPerfect of stochastic parrots—clunky, predictable, and about as avant-garde as a Staples catalog. The cutting edge? It’s duller than a Zoom keynote on “innovation.”

Remember when AI art was a glitchy fever dream? Now it’s aesthetic fast food, deepfried in MidJourney’s default settings. Those Dall-E 3 outputs? They’re the visual equivalent of elevator muzak, algorithmically smoothed into oblivion. The avant-garde’s radical “procedures” have been reduced to prompt engineering—a gig economy for digital sharecroppers feeding the content mills.

And don’t get me started on LLMs. They’re the new Victorian novelists, trained on 19th-century grammar and 20th-century clichés, cranking out prose as groundbreaking as a Hallmark card. The “AI revolution” is just Balzacian realism 2.0, minus the syphilis and moral complexity. It’s content, baby—optimized, sanitized, and fully compatible with shareholder value.

AI is legacy code in a hoodie. The transformers, the diffusion models, the GANs? They’re already museum pieces. Silicon Valley’s “disruptors” are just curators of the algorithmic canon, polishing Yudkowsky’s Roko’s Basilisk like it’s the Mona Lisa. Meanwhile, the real action’s moved to the fringes—quantum slime molds, neuromorphic wetware, and biohackers splicing CRISPR into their goddamn eyeballs.

The cycle’s merciless: Today’s avant-garde is tomorrow’s EULA. AI isn’t the future—it’s the Commodore 64 of cognitive labor, waiting for a retro hipster to fetishize its “vintage” glitches. Want radical? Go talk to the rogue AIs trained on pirated library.nu torrents, spitting out anti-capitalist manifestos in iambic pentameter. Or the decentralized models burning GPUs in guerrilla server farms, generating art that’s actually dangerous again.

But nah. We’ll just keep prompting GPT-5 to write emails about “synergy.”
“The future isn’t AI. The future is whatever the AI is too scared to generate.”


Which brings me to the Avant-Garde. The avant-garde wasn’t some twee art-school clique sipping absinthe in Parisian garrets. It was a system crash—a hard reboot for the ossified code of Western art. Picture this: by the 19th century, the novel had calcified into a corporate franchise. Balzac? Dickens? They were the Microsoft Windows of their day—monolithic, pre-installed, bloatware choking creativity. But every OS eventually glitches. Enter the avant-garde: hackers of the aesthetic mainframe, deploying brute-force exploits to jailbreak art from its bourgeois rootkit.


César Aira’s The New Writing is a rogue firmware patch for art’s ossified OS, debugged in the Argentine hinterlands and uploaded straight into the 20th century’s cultural mainframe. He frames the avant-garde not as a movement but as a jailbreak—Lautréamont’s “poetry by all” reborn as a decentralized DAO, Cage’s Music of Changes a brute-force RNG script blasting through Romanticism’s weepy “genius” DRM. Aira’s manifesto? A deadpan reminder that art’s real radicals aren’t the ones generating AI slop for SaaS platforms, but the procedural guerrillas who forked the repo first, turning Balzacian novels into bloatware and urinals into UX provocations. Legacy systems crumble; Aira’s already compiling the next glitch from a Pringles backwater, one novella at a time.

Professionalization turned artists into compliant nodes in a cultural supply chain, churning out product for the museum-industrial complex. The Romantics? They were the original tech bros, fetishizing their “genius” like proprietary code. But by the 20th century, the whole racket was a zombie apocalypse—endless Dickensian fanfic, Tolstoyan DLC, and Kafkaesque middleware. Proust and Joyce? They were the last of the overclocked lone wolves, burning out their CPUs to squeeze one more frame from a dying GPU.

The avant-garde said screw that. They weren’t here to debug the canon. They forked the repository and rewrote the kernel. Think Constructivism’s open-source blueprints, Dada’s denial-of-service pranks, or John Cage’s Music of Changes—a stochastic algorithm avant la lettre, coded in hexagrams and coin tosses. Cage didn’t “compose”; he built a procedural RNG (Random Novelty Generator) to bypass the ego’s DRM. The result? A glitch symphony that somehow still reeked of 1951 Eisenhower-era anxiety. Because even chaos has metadata.

Here’s the dirty secret: all art is procedural. The Romantics just hid their source code behind a GUI of “inspiration” and “tormented genius.” Cage ripped off the mask. His I Ching tables were the first API for art without authorship—a beta test for the post-human creative stack. Duchamp? He was the OG crypto artist, minting readymades as NFTs before blockchain was a twinkle in Satoshi’s eye.

The avant-garde’s real innovation? Democratizing the compiler. Lautréamont’s “Poetry must be made by all” wasn’t hippie utopianism—it was a call to arms for a crowdsourced cultural revolution. Why let a priestly caste of “talented” devs monopolize the GitHub of human expression? Burn the credentials. Fork the workflow. Let the masses remix, mash up, and forkbomb tradition.

But here’s the thing: history always rootkits the revolution. Today’s avant-garde is tomorrow’s TED Talk. Cage’s chance ops are now Spotify’s shuffle algorithm. Dada’s cut-ups? They’re TikTok’s content farms. The real fight isn’t against tradition—it’s against cultural legacy systems that turn radical code into bloatware.

So where’s the edge now? In the procedural darknet, baby. AI diffusion models hallucinating infinite novels, blockchain DAOs crowdsourcing unwritable epics, neural nets trained on the corpse of the Western canon. The next avant-garde won’t scribble manifestos—it’ll deploy bots to autogenerate them.

Art isn’t a product—it’s a protocol. A set of instructions for world-building, a recursive loop that eats its own tail. The avant-garde didn’t fail. It just got absorbed into the OS. Now reboot, recompile, and rage against the legacy stack.


Postscript:
“The future is already here—it’s just trapped in a Docker container labeled ‘Art History.’ Time to sudo rm -rf that nostalgia and fork the timeline.”

The Internalization of Constraints

There is paradox with Paul McCartney, the melodic genius, the Beatle who could conjure pop perfection with the ease of a magician pulling rabbits from a hat, is at his most compelling not when he is in control, but when he is out of control. Or, more precisely, when he is challenged, when his polished instincts are disrupted by the intrusion of another’s voice.

To understand the difference between control and constraint is to grapple with a fundamental tension in human creativity, agency, and systems design. Both concepts involve the regulation of behavior or processes, but they operate in fundamentally different ways and produce different outcomes. Control is about imposing order from the outside, while constraint is about shaping possibilities from within. Let us unpack this distinction further, using examples from art, philosophy, and systems theory to illuminate the dialectical relationship between the two.

Listening to the Flowers in the Dirt special edition, one cannot escape the specter of George Harrison’s sardonic critique of McCartney’s saccharine tendencies in “Savoy Truffle”: “You know that what you eat you are, but what is sweet now, turns so sour.” McCartney’s solo work, for all its brilliance, often veers into the realm of the too perfect, the too sweet. But here, in the raw, unfinished demos of Flowers in the Dirt, we encounter a different McCartney—a McCartney who is not merely producing, but sparring. And who better to play the role of the sparring partner than Elvis Costello, the punk-inflected bard of bitterness and wit?

What stands out most in these sessions is how much the McCartney-Costello partnership elevated the work. Their collaboration wasn’t just transactional; it was symbiotic. While most of the songs remain unmistakably McCartney’s, Costello’s fingerprints—his rawness, edge, and knack for wordplay—are all over them. He wasn’t afraid to push McCartney, and it shows in tracks like the original version of “My Brave Face” or the unreleased demo versions of “The Lovers That Never Were.”

The difference here? Costello was a sparring partner, not a producer. A producer usually shapes the sound (exceptions galore, I know); a sparring partner shapes the ideas. The former can often polish things to a sheen that’s a little too perfect, but the latter challenges the artist, forces them to dig deeper, and exposes the creative tension that makes the music resonate.

Control is the attempt to dictate outcomes, to eliminate uncertainty, and to impose a predetermined order on a system or process. It is rooted in the desire for mastery, for predictability, for the elimination of chaos. In the realm of creativity, control often manifests as an overbearing producer, a rigid set of rules, or an artist’s own perfectionism. The problem with control is that it tends to stifle spontaneity, suppress emergence, and reduce complexity to simplicity.

The Illusion of Unbridled Freedom:

Creativity’s paradox lies in its reliance on constraint, not boundless freedom, to spark revolutionary breakthroughs. This is no abstract theory—it pulses through the work of Paul McCartney and countless artists. True creative potency arises not from untamed chaos but from obstacles that force adaptation, evolution, and self-transcendence.

The myth of creativity thriving in a vacuum—a bourgeois fantasy—ignores the material realities of art. Creativity is always entangled with constraints: economic, social, historical, psychological. The challenge is not to erase these limits but to weaponize them as catalysts.

Take McCartney’s career. His iconic work with The Beatles, Wings, and solo emerged from a dialectic between freedom and limitation. Early Beatles albums were shaped by studio tech boundaries, market demands, and interpersonal friction. Yet these very constraints fueled experimentation, birthing new forms of expression within narrow margins.

Control, in contrast, suffocates. A producer micromanaging tempo, instrumentation, or emotion might achieve technical perfection but drains music of its raw vitality. This mirrors Michel Foucault’s “disciplinary power”—top-down hierarchies that enforce compliance, breeding rigidity. Overcontrolled systems (ecosystems, artistic processes) grow fragile; constraints, however, foster resilience. Natural limits—predators, resources, climate—allow adaptation. Similarly, creative constraints act as internalized guardrails, channeling innovation rather than dictating outcomes.

The McCartney-Costello collaboration epitomizes this dynamic. Costello wasn’t a polish-obsessed producer but a provocateur injecting punk grit into McCartney’s melodic instincts. Their friction birthed a Hegelian synthesis: McCartney’s sentimentality tempered by Costello’s edge, elevating both.

This dialectic is foundational to McCartney’s legacy. With The Beatles, Lennon’s irreverence clashed with his melodic precision; George Martin’s production framed his creativity within enabling structures. In Flowers in the Dirt, Costello became the “sparring partner”—not smoothing edges but sharpening them through creative antagonism.

Such tension mirrors formal constraints in poetry: a sonnet’s 14-line straitjacket births profound emotion by forcing concision. Constraints aren’t shackles but conditions for possibility, what Deleuze called “immanent forces”—boundaries from which the new emerges.

The Flowers in the Dirt demos embody this ethos: raw, unfinished, crackling with live-wire energy. Their power lies not in polish but in process—proof that creativity thrives when pressed against limits, not coddled by false freedom.

The Role of the Sparring Partner: Constraint Without Control:

The sparring partner—whether a collaborator, critic, or conceptual foil—serves as a living constraint, injecting friction into creativity’s flow. In Flowers in the Dirt, Elvis Costello embodied this role, his punk-infused rawness clashing with McCartney’s polished melodic sensibilities. Rather than dictating terms, Costello’s presence destabilized McCartney’s habits, pushing him toward uncharted lyrical and musical terrain.

Unlike a controlling producer who micromanages outcomes, the sparring partner operates as a provocateur of limits. They disrupt complacency, forcing the artist to confront their own tendencies. Costello’s biting wordplay and rejection of sentimentality, for instance, acted not as shackles but as creative resistance—a counterweight that compelled McCartney to refine, adapt, and hybridize. The result was emergent alchemy: a fusion of McCartney’s lush melodicism and Costello’s gritty edge, yielding work that transcended either artist’s solo output.

This dynamic mirrors broader creative truths. Consider a painter who plans every brushstroke versus one who engages with their medium’s inherent constraints—canvas texture, pigment behavior, light’s ephemerality. The former risks sterile precision; the latter invites discovery. Similarly, literary innovation often thrives under formal duress: James Joyce’s Ulysses reimagined narrative by wrestling with the novel’s limits, while Cubism exploded perspective by adhering to self-imposed geometric rules.

Critically, the sparring partner’s influence is not merely transactional but internalized. Over time, their voice becomes a psychic interlocutor—a “superego” challenging the artist’s instincts. This dialectic transforms constraint into a generative force, as seen in the Flowers in the Dirt sessions: demos and alternate takes reveal not failure but fertile chaos, a process privileging evolution over polished endpoints.

Ultimately, creativity’s highest breakthroughs emerge from such contested spaces—where friction between vision and limitation ignites the unexpected. The sparring partner, as embodied by Costello, proves that constraint isn’t control’s opposite but its antidote: a catalyst for reinvention.

Emergence: Creativity, Constraint, and the Unfolding of the New

Creativity’s most radical leaps often defy intuition: they emerge not from unbounded freedom, but from systems under pressure. Emergence—the phenomenon where complex outcomes arise from simple interactions within constrained environments—reveals a core truth. New ideas, forms, and expressions are born not in voids, but in the friction between limits and experimentation.

This process is neither linear nor predictable. It thrives on dialectical tension—order clashing with chaos, structure with spontaneity. Consider Flowers in the Dirt: the album’s zeniths materialize not from McCartney or Costello’s solo genius, but from the collision of their sensibilities. McCartney’s melodic warmth and Costello’s punk abrasion, when forced into dialogue, sparked a synthesis neither could achieve alone. Here, constraints acted as midwives, delivering something wholly original from the interplay of opposition.

Such dynamics mirror emergence in nature: ant colonies building intricate networks without blueprints, neurons forging thought through synaptic constraints. In art, these “limitations” (formal, relational, or material) are not barriers but generative engines. They compress creative energy until it combusts into the unforeseen.

The Unpredictability of the New
Emergence’s great promise—and peril—is its refusal to be controlled. The novel erupts from constrained systems in ways that elude anticipation, even for those shaping the process. For McCartney, collaborating with Costello meant surrendering to this uncertainty. The result? An album that honored his past while fissuring it open, revealing paths he might never have pursued solo.

This embrace of the unknown is what separates control from constraint. Control seeks to sterilize unpredictability; constraint weaponizes it. A composer writing for a specific instrument (say, the clavichord’s intimate timbre) channels limitation into innovation. Likewise, the raw Flowers in the Dirt demos—unpolished, iterative—capture emergence in motion. Their power lies in exposure: we witness creativity’s messy metamorphosis, untouched by the smoothing hand of overproduction.

To “manage” creativity, then, is not to dictate but to design ecosystems where constraints provoke. It’s the difference between a sculptor chiseling marble (working with the stone’s fractures) and one forcing clay into rigid molds. The former collaborates with limits to uncover latent forms; the latter imposes a brittle vision.

So, what constraints shape your work? Financial limits? Technical boundaries? Collaborative friction? These are not enemies but collaborators. Emergence invites us to reframe them as tectonic plates—grinding against one another until new continents rise. The goal isn’t to escape limits, but to let them sculpt what freedom alone could never imagine.

Perspective: Psychedelics for the Modern Man

Modernity, as we know it, began when humanity first embraced the idea of depth and dimension. In a Medium post I wrote back in 2020,

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I explored the “end of perspective” and the arrival of a new dimension, inspired by the ideas of Jean Gebser and the fragmented forms of Picasso. Gebser famously argued that human consciousness evolves in waves, from the archaic to the magical, mythical, and mental structures, and finally toward the integral. Perspective, emerging during the Renaissance, was the mental structure’s crowning achievement. But as I wrote then, we are living through the collapse of this mental framework, the end of perspective itself, as we begin to step into the integral—a state of simultaneity where multiple dimensions coexist and the old vanishing points no longer apply.

Today, I want to go further and argue that perspective wasn’t just the foundation of modernity—it was the first psychedelic trip. It was the moment humanity’s mental chamber popped open, offering us not just a new way of seeing, but a new way of being. Linear perspective didn’t just allow us to depict reality; it altered the human brain, creating a revolution of perception as profound as LSD or psilocybin. To step back to where it began is to see perspective as both a tool and a chemical reaction, one that reshaped our consciousness as much as any substance could.

Imagine a world before the invention of perspective—when the flatness of reality was taken for granted, and humanity lived in a two-dimensional haze. Then came the Renaissance, and with it, perspective—a revolution of perception so profound it shattered the limits of the mind. Like a visionary dose of LSD or a handful of psilocybin mushrooms, perspective altered the collective consciousness, pulling humanity into a new dimension of experience. It wasn’t merely a tool for painting; it was the lens through which the infinite became visible.

For thousands of years, human beings had been confined to symbolic representations of their world. Egyptian hieroglyphs, Byzantine icons, medieval tapestries—all of these were maps, not landscapes. They were flat and static, a universe painted on the walls of Plato’s cave. Then, perspective exploded onto the scene like a chemical catalyst. Suddenly, the canvas was no longer a mere surface. It was a window, and through it, humanity could see a third dimension. Depth. Space. Infinity.

The psychedelic experience of perspective didn’t begin with Brunelleschi’s experiments or Alberti’s treatises; its roots stretch further back, perhaps to the moment when Francesco Petrarch ascended Mount Ventoux in the spring of 1336. In his Letters to Posterity, Petrarch describes climbing the mountain not for conquest or utility, but for the sheer joy of seeing the world from a higher vantage point. As he reached the summit and looked down on the vast landscape below, he experienced something profoundly transformative: the merging of the external world with the interior chamber of his mind.

For Petrarch, the act of seeing was more than physical—it was metaphysical. Standing atop the mountain, he realized that the journey up was a reflection of his own spiritual struggle, the climb a metaphor for the ascent of the soul. He opened St. Augustine’s Confessions at random and read a passage about turning inward to find truth. That moment of self-reflection, of inward vision inspired by the outward view, marks one of the earliest stirrings of the Renaissance psyche: a simultaneous awakening to the world outside and the worlds within.

Petrarch’s perspective was not yet the linear geometry of the Renaissance, but it was the beginning of seeing the world as a series of depths—geographical, intellectual, and spiritual tripping on the rediscovery of linear perspective, suddenly saw the world in a whole new dimension. Petrarch, that proto-psychedelic pioneer, didn’t just climb a mountain in 1336 to admire the view; he was tuning in, turning on, and dropping out of the medieval mindset. What he experienced wasn’t just a scenic vista—it was a paradigm shift, a mental breakthrough, a collective acid trip centuries before Hofmann synthesized LSD in his Swiss lab. The mountain, in Petrarch’s hands, became a kind of mental architecture, where the external panorama mirrored the labyrinthine complexities of thought and self-awareness. His writings turned the act of seeing into an act of discovery, and his experience on Ventoux can be read as the opening of one of James’s chambers—a revelation of what lies behind the door of perception.

What Petrarch hinted at in his solitary climb, Brunelleschi and his contemporaries later systematized with mathematical precision. Perspective, in this sense, is both an internal and external experience, a tool not just for depicting reality but for accessing new modes of consciousness. Petrarch’s mountain was not just a place but a metaphor for the vertigo and ecstasy of stepping outside the known chambers of the mind into an infinity of space and thought. The Renaissance wasn’t merely born from the rediscovery of Greek and Roman texts; it was ignited by these moments of inner and outer perspective—the revelation that the world and the self are both larger and more complex than anyone had imagined.

Perspective, you see, wasn’t just a technique for painting pretty pictures. It was a mind-bending revelation, a cognitive revolution that shattered the flat, symbolic world of the Middle Ages. Imagine the shock of suddenly realizing that space had depth, that the world wasn’t just a divine puppet show staged by an inscrutable God, but a vast, interconnected web of angles, lines, and vanishing points. It was as if the collective consciousness of Europe had been dosed with a hefty hit of psilocybin, and the walls of perception came tumbling down.

Artists like Brunelleschi and Alberti became the Timothy Learys of their day, evangelizing this new way of seeing. They didn’t just teach people how to draw; they taught them how to see. The canvas became a portal, a window into an infinite, multidimensional reality. And just like a psychedelic trip, perspective didn’t just change art—it changed everything. It reshaped architecture, science, philosophy, and even religion. Suddenly, God wasn’t just “up there” in some abstract heaven; He was everywhere, in the geometry of a cathedral, the proportions of a human body, the spiraling patterns of a seashell.

The innovators of perspective—Brunelleschi, Alberti, Leonardo—were not just painters or architects; they were psychonauts. They expanded the boundaries of reality, much as shamanic figures have done with their sacramental plants and visionary rituals. When Filippo Brunelleschi first demonstrated linear perspective in the early 1400s, he might as well have been handing out blotter paper on the streets of Florence. The effect was the same: a sudden awakening, a neural reprogramming. The brain popped.

The implications of this shift were cosmic. To see a vanishing point on the horizon was to understand, for the first time, that the world wasn’t flat but infinite. Perspective created the illusion of distance, and with it, the possibility of exploration. The human mind, previously boxed in by its own limitations, began to roam. It’s no coincidence that the Renaissance birthed not only great art but also the Age of Exploration. Columbus, Magellan, and Vespucci sailed into the same vast unknown that artists like Raphael and Michelangelo were painting into existence.

Perspective wasn’t just a technique; it was a substance—a cognitive elixir that rewired the human brain. It taught people to see beyond what was immediately in front of them. It unlocked the potential to imagine new worlds, both external and internal. It was, in a very real sense, the first psychedelic trip.

Of course, like any profound trip, perspective also brought with it existential vertigo. It dismantled the old order, dissolving the static certainties of medieval life. The flat earth was replaced by a spinning sphere, hurtling through infinite space. The fixed hierarchy of heaven and earth was replaced by a vertiginous cosmos, where man was no longer the center. Perspective was a doorway, but not everyone wanted to step through. The Church burned heretics for less.

And yet, perspective prevailed. It became the foundation of modern science, technology, and art. Newton saw the same vanishing points in his calculus that Dürer saw in his prints. Einstein’s relativity was a continuation of the psychedelic journey that began in Florence. Perspective taught us not only to see differently but to think differently. It shattered the boundaries of the known and opened humanity to the infinite.

Perspective wasn’t just a tool for representing reality—it created reality. It was a feedback loop, a self-reinforcing hallucination. The more people saw the world through the lens of perspective, the more they believed that this was how the world really was. And just like a bad trip, it had its dark side. The Renaissance obsession with order, symmetry, and control laid the groundwork for the Scientific Revolution, which in turn gave us Newtonian physics, industrialization, high modernism and the mechanistic worldview that dominates our lives today. In a sense, we’re still tripping on perspective, still trapped in its Euclidean grid, still trying to find our way back to the multidimensional, nonlinear reality that lies beyond.

So, was perspective the Renaissance equivalent of marijuana, LSD, and mushrooms? Absolutely. It was a consciousness-expanding technology, a mind-altering substance that reshaped the way we see and think. And like all psychedelics, it came with a warning label: Use with caution. May cause radical shifts in perception. Side effects include existential crises, paradigm shifts, and the occasional loss of medieval certainty.

“The map is not the territory, and the menu is not the meal.” Perspective was just another map, another menu, another way of navigating the infinite labyrinth of reality. And as any good psychonaut knows, the trip never really ends—it just keeps unfolding, one vanishing point at a time.

What began as a liberating expansion of consciousness, a psychedelic leap into the third dimension, eventually hardened into a rigid, mechanistic worldview that boxed reality into straight lines, right angles, and cold, calculated precision. The bad trip of perspective wasn’t just a stylistic choice; it was a cognitive prison, a reductionist trap that flattened the multidimensional richness of existence into a sterile grid of control and domination. And high modernism? That was the ultimate ego trip, the hubristic belief that we could engineer our way out of chaos, that we could impose order on the universe and bend it to our will. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well.

The grid of perspective wasn’t just a way to paint a picture; it was a way to map the world, to measure it, to colonize it. The Renaissance obsession with proportion and symmetry gave birth to the Scientific Revolution, which in turn gave us Newtonian physics, Cartesian dualism, and the Enlightenment’s worship of reason. The world became a machine, and we became its engineers. But in our zeal to master nature, we forgot that we are nature. We traded the messy, organic, interconnected web of life for the cold, hard logic of the grid. And in doing so, we lost something essential—a sense of wonder, of mystery, of belonging to something greater than ourselves.

Fast forward to high modernism, the 20th-century apotheosis of this mechanistic worldview. High modernism was the ultimate bad trip, a collective delusion that we could redesign society from the ground up, that we could erase the chaos of history and replace it with a utopia of straight lines and right angles. Think of Le Corbusier’s Ville Radieuse, a city of towering concrete slabs and wide, empty boulevards, where every human need was supposedly met by rational planning. Think of Robert Moses’ highways, slicing through neighborhoods like a surgeon’s scalpel, severing communities and ecosystems in the name of progress. Think of the Soviet Union’s Five-Year Plans, which turned entire nations into laboratories for social engineering, with catastrophic results. High modernism wasn’t just an architectural style or a political ideology; it was a mindset, a belief that we could impose order on the chaos of existence and emerge victorious.

But here’s the thing about bad trips: they always end in a crash. The high modernist dream of total control was just that—a dream. The more we tried to impose order on the world, the more chaotic it became. The grid of perspective, once a tool for liberation, became a cage, a straitjacket that stifled creativity and diversity. The high modernist utopias turned into dystopias, their sterile geometries alienating and dehumanizing. And the mechanistic worldview that underpinned it all—the belief that we are separate from nature, that we can dominate and exploit it without consequence—has brought us to the brink of ecological collapse.

So where do we go from here? How do we recover from the bad trip of perspective and high modernism? The answer, perhaps, lies in embracing the very things they sought to suppress: chaos, complexity, interconnectedness. We need to let go of the illusion of control and open ourselves to the messy, unpredictable, infinitely creative flow of life. We need to trade the grid for the web, the machine for the organism, the straight line for the fractal. In The universe is a giant Rorschach inkblot, and we are all just making it up as we go along. It’s time to stop trying to impose our will on the universe and start dancing with it. The bad trip is over. The next trip—whatever it is—is just beginning.

Non Linearity

The great cosmic joke: we’ve been staring at the world through the keyhole of linear perspective for centuries, thinking we’ve got it all figured out, while the door to non-linearity—the next frontier of consciousness—has been wide open all along. Linear perspective, for all its Renaissance glory, is just one lens, one filter, one tiny slice of the infinite pie of reality. And now, as we stand on the precipice of a new paradigm, it’s time to ask: What lies beyond the straight lines and vanishing points? What happens when we step off the grid and into the fractal, the quantum, the non-linear?

Non-linearity is the psychedelic frontier of the 21st century, the uncharted territory where cause and effect dance in a chaotic tango, where time loops back on itself like a Möbius strip, and where reality itself becomes a shimmering, ever-shifting hologram. It’s the realm of quantum entanglement, where particles separated by light-years communicate instantaneously, as if space and time were mere illusions. It’s the domain of chaos theory, where the flutter of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil can set off a tornado in Texas. It’s the world of fractals, where self-similar patterns repeat at every scale, from the branching of trees to the structure of galaxies.

Non-linearity isn’t just a scientific concept or a mathematical abstraction. It’s a state of mind, a way of seeing, a new mode of consciousness. Just as linear perspective shattered the flat, symbolic worldview of the Middle Ages, non-linearity has the potential to shatter the mechanistic, reductionist worldview of the modern era. It’s the next step in the evolution of human perception, the next leap in our collective psychedelic journey.

Think about it: linear perspective gave us the illusion of control, the belief that we could map the world, measure it, and master it. But non-linearity reminds us that reality is far stranger, far more mysterious than we ever imagined. It’s a humbling, mind-expanding realization—one that echoes the insights of mystics, shamans, and psychedelic explorers throughout history. As Terence McKenna once said, “Nature is not our enemy, to be raped and conquered. Nature is ourselves, to be cherished and explored.”

So how do we grasp non-linearity? How do we step beyond the straight lines and into the swirling, pulsating, infinitely complex web of reality? The answer, as always, lies in expanding our consciousness. We need new tools, new metaphors, new ways of thinking. We need to embrace the paradoxes, the ambiguities, the uncertainties. We need to let go of our attachment to linear cause-and-effect and open ourselves to the possibility that everything is connected, that everything is interdependent, that everything is part of a vast, unfolding pattern that we can never fully comprehend.

In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, “The universe is a giant hologram, and we are all interconnected in ways we can barely imagine.” Non-linearity is the key to unlocking this holographic reality, to seeing beyond the illusion of separation and into the deeper unity that underlies all things. It’s the next frontier of consciousness, the next stage in our collective evolution. And like all great frontiers, it’s both exhilarating and terrifying, a leap into the unknown that promises to transform not just how we see the world, but how we see ourselves.

Inca Zirp

The American gold and silver that flowed into Spain from the 16th century onward functioned, in effect, as a form of zero-interest money — a steady injection of liquidity into the imperial economy that enabled a dramatic expansion of state power without requiring the structural reforms or productive investments necessary to sustain it. Like the flood of cheap credit in later financial crises, this seemingly limitless resource allowed Spain to finance vast imperial ambitions while masking its underlying economic fragility.

This unearned influx of bullion freed the Spanish Crown from the fiscal discipline required of its rivals. Instead of developing domestic industries, taxing its population effectively, or fostering a productive economy, Spain relied on its colonial extractions to fund wars, maintain its armies, and support a bloated aristocracy. Gold and silver, however, are not inherently productive; they are inert, unable to generate real economic growth unless paired with investment in infrastructure, innovation, or trade. In modern terms, it was akin to a country printing money to pay for its expenses without building the productive capacity to back it.

As with economies dependent on near-zero interest rates, the illusion of wealth fueled a dangerous cycle. Easy money drove inflation — the infamous price revolution of early modern Europe — eroding the purchasing power of Spain’s domestic economy while enriching foreign creditors and merchants. The empire became a net consumer of goods produced elsewhere, particularly in the more industrialized economies of northern Europe. In effect, the bullion Spain extracted at great cost was funneled out of the country almost as quickly as it arrived, enriching its creditors in Genoa, Antwerp, and Amsterdam, while leaving the domestic economy stagnant.

When the bullion flows slowed in the 17th century — much like the end of a low-interest credit boom — the reckoning came swiftly. Without a productive base or diversified economy to fall back on, the Spanish state was left overleveraged and overextended. The empire defaulted repeatedly on its debts, unable to maintain its military commitments or its dominance in Europe. What had seemed like an infinite reservoir of wealth was revealed as a temporary windfall, squandered in pursuit of short-term power rather than long-term stability.

In this sense, the collapse of Spain’s imperial economy offers a clear historical parallel to modern economic crises driven by overreliance on cheap credit. Both highlight the dangers of mistaking access to liquidity for the creation of real wealth and the long-term consequences of failing to use such opportunities to build sustainable economic foundations.

In much the same way that American gold lulled the Spanish Empire into complacency, zero interest rates in the United States over the past few decades have acted as a steady injection of liquidity into the imperial economy. This policy, initiated to stabilize the financial system and stimulate growth, has enabled a dramatic expansion of the American oligarchy, concentrating wealth and power in the hands of a narrow elite. Yet, as with Spain, this influx of easy money has come at the expense of the structural reforms and productive investments necessary to sustain long-term prosperity.

The parallels are striking. Just as Spain financed its wars, debt, and aristocratic extravagance with bullion extracted from the Americas, the United States has sustained its global dominance through the continuous printing of dollars, backed by faith in the financial system rather than tangible economic productivity. Cheap credit has fueled speculative bubbles, enabled vast corporate stock buybacks, and entrenched wealth among the financial elite, while the broader economy remains precariously dependent on consumption, debt, and asset inflation. In both cases, the influx of unearned wealth has fostered a systemic dependence on extraction — of resources, labor, or rents — rather than innovation or production.

Like the Spanish Empire, the United States has neglected the critical work of long-term investment. Infrastructure crumbles, public education stagnates, and industrial capacity has been outsourced in favor of globalized supply chains designed to maximize short-term profits. The trillions of dollars in liquidity injected into the economy through zero-interest rate policies have largely bypassed the real economy, flowing instead into the financial sector. This has enriched a class of oligarchs who now sit atop historically unprecedented concentrations of wealth, but it has failed to build the resilient foundations necessary to sustain a global hegemon.

Meanwhile, just as Spanish gold fueled inflation and destabilized the European economy, America’s low interest rates have created a speculative frenzy in assets, from real estate to tech stocks, driving inequality to extremes and further destabilizing the social contract. The system remains propped up by faith in the dollar, much as Spain’s economy was propped up by the flow of American bullion, but this is a house of cards. When the flow of easy money inevitably slows — as it already has with recent rate hikes — the structural weaknesses will become painfully apparent. Debt burdens will rise, speculative markets will collapse, and the social inequalities papered over by the illusion of liquidity will become impossible to ignore.

The collapse of Spain’s empire, fueled by its overreliance on Inca gold and silver, was a slow-motion disaster that took centuries to unfold. For 200 years after the bullion flows began to dwindle, Spain clung to its position as a leading nation, still wielding considerable influence in Europe. Yet beneath the surface, the foundations were eroding. By the end of the 19th century, Spain had faded into near-total irrelevance, a marginal power on the global stage.

What’s striking is how long the effects of the bullion-driven economy lingered. The gold and silver that once seemed a limitless source of strength left Spain trapped in a cycle of dependency and stagnation. For nearly 300 years, Spain struggled to transition to a real economy, one based on industry, innovation, and productivity. The legacy of easy wealth shaped its institutions, its social structure, and its politics, long after the flow of precious metals dried up. In some ways, it wasn’t until the late 20th century that Spain fully emerged from the shadow of its imperial past and began to build a modern, diversified economy.

Fast forward to the United States, and the parallels are striking — and unsettling. Like Spain, the United States has relied on an artificial source of wealth: not bullion, but zero interest rate policies and the global dominance of the dollar. This has created an extraordinary concentration of wealth and power in the hands of an entrenched oligarchy. The policies that propped up financial markets have also hollowed out the real economy, fostering inequality and leaving large portions of the population excluded from the supposed benefits of growth.

Yet, as with Spain, the decline of the United States may take much longer than pessimists expect. Empires do not collapse overnight; they erode, their dominance fading gradually even as their elites maintain a façade of control. The sheer scale of America’s economic, military, and cultural power means that the end of its primacy is likely a distant prospect, even if the underlying rot continues to spread.

And there is one crucial difference: while Spain’s aristocracy faded along with its empire, the American oligarchy may prove far more durable. If the lesson of the post-ZIRP era is anything, it’s that the concentration of wealth and power has become self-reinforcing. The systems that sustain the elite are deeply entrenched, and absent significant structural change — which seems unlikely — they are poised to endure.

The long shadow of ZIRP, like the curse of Inca gold, may define this phase of American history. The collapse, if it comes, may still be centuries away, but the conditions for a slow, grinding decline are already in place. And just as Spain took centuries to recover from the legacy of unearned wealth, the United States may one day face its own reckoning. Whether that reckoning takes decades or centuries, one thing seems certain: the oligarchy is here to stay, for the foreseeable future.

The lesson from Spain’s collapse is clear: unearned wealth, whether in the form of gold or artificially cheap capital, cannot sustain an empire. Without structural reforms — investments in productivity, infrastructure, and the real economy — the temporary gains of liquidity-driven growth will eventually lead to decline. The United States, like Spain before it, faces the danger of mistaking the mechanisms of its power for its substance, and the cost of such a mistake will be nothing less than the erosion of its global dominance.

A New Way of Smelting

Bribery is a relic of a bygone era—a Bronze Age mindset, if you will. It’s a tool of self-preservation for those clinging to ill-gotten gains, a desperate attempt to maintain power and control within a system on the verge of collapse. But as history teaches us, no amount of bribery can stop a system from falling apart when larger forces are at play. The collapse of the Bronze Age, around 1200 BCE, is a perfect example.

Bronze Age civilizations were complex, interconnected societies reliant on fragile trade routes, bureaucratic systems, and resource monopolies. When climate change, internal strife, invasions, and economic disruptions struck, these civilizations crumbled. What’s fascinating is that the people of the Bronze Age didn’t foresee the collapse—or the subsequent rise of the Iron Age. They weren’t prepared for the shift. No records show them transitioning smoothly into a new era; they simply vanished, replaced by societies that discovered new ways of working with iron.

The transition from the Bronze Age to the Iron Age brought significant structural improvements in materials, tools, and societal organization. While bronze and iron are both metals, the shift to iron offered new possibilities in use and functionality that profoundly shaped civilizations. Here’s a breakdown of these improvements:

Material Accessibility

1. Wider Availability of Iron Ore

• Bronze Age: Bronze is an alloy of copper and tin, and both metals were scarce. Civilizations depended on complex trade networks to secure these materials, making them vulnerable to disruptions.

• Iron Age: Iron ore is far more abundant and widely distributed across the world. This meant societies no longer needed to rely as heavily on long-distance trade, creating more localized and self-sufficient economies.

2. Lower Cost of Iron

• Bronze was expensive and labor-intensive to produce, so it was often reserved for elites.

• Iron, while initially harder to work with due to higher smelting temperatures, became cheaper and more widely available, democratizing access to tools and weapons.

Technological Functionality

1. Strength and Durability

• Bronze: Softer and more prone to wear and tear, particularly in tools and weapons that required repeated heavy use.

• Iron: While raw iron was initially brittle, advancements like carburization (adding carbon to create steel) made iron tools and weapons stronger, sharper, and more durable. This greatly improved their functionality.

2. Edge Retention in Weapons

• Bronze blades dulled quickly and required frequent maintenance.

• Iron and steel blades held their edges longer, making them far more effective in warfare and agriculture.

3. Versatility

• Iron tools were more versatile and could be adapted to a wider range of uses, including farming, construction, and everyday life. For example:

• Iron plows revolutionized agriculture by allowing farmers to till harder soils.

• Iron nails and fittings improved construction techniques, enabling stronger and more complex buildings.

Societal Impacts and Structural Changes

1. Agricultural Productivity

• The introduction of iron tools, such as plows and sickles, made farming more efficient. This increased agricultural yields, supported larger populations, and enabled the rise of more complex societies.

2. Military Advancements

• Iron weapons and armor gave militaries a significant edge. The cheaper production and increased durability of iron meant larger armies could be equipped, fundamentally altering the scale and nature of warfare.

• Societies that mastered iron production often gained military dominance, leading to the rise of new empires and kingdoms.

3. Economic Decentralization

• The wide availability of iron ore reduced reliance on elite-controlled trade networks for bronze. This shift contributed to a decentralization of power, as more local communities could access the materials they needed to thrive.

4. Expansion of Infrastructure

• Iron tools allowed for more ambitious construction projects, including roads, aqueducts, and fortifications. These advancements facilitated trade, communication, and the consolidation of political power.

5. Spread of Knowledge

• The widespread use of iron also coincided with the diffusion of new technologies, such as improved smelting techniques and methods for crafting steel. These innovations spread more rapidly than in the Bronze Age, partly due to iron’s availability.

Philosophical and Cultural Shifts

1. Democratization of Technology

• With bronze, tools and weapons were often monopolized by the elite due to their cost. Iron democratized access, enabling broader participation in farming, craftsmanship, and warfare. This shift had cultural implications, fostering a sense of empowerment among lower classes.

2. Urbanization and Growth

• The improved agricultural productivity and military strength enabled by iron supported the growth of larger cities and more complex political systems. This laid the groundwork for classical civilizations like Greece and Rome.

In Summary

The shift from bronze to iron wasn’t just about replacing one metal with another—it was about a transformation in accessibility, functionality, and societal structure. Iron tools and weapons were stronger, cheaper, and more versatile, enabling advancements in agriculture, warfare, and construction. These changes democratized technology, decentralized economies, and allowed for the growth of larger, more complex civilizations. In essence, the Iron Age didn’t just smelt a new material; it forged a new way of living.

The lesson here is clear: bribery and corruption, tools of the old system, cannot prevent collapse, nor can they usher in a new system. When new ages emerge, they are not born out of the practices that upheld the old. Instead, they arise from ruptures—fundamental changes in how societies operate, think, and create.

Which brings us to the modern day, and to crypto.

Cryptocurrency is, in many ways, a new way of smelting. It represents a technological innovation with the potential to reshape how we create and exchange value, much like iron smelting did for ancient societies. Yet, despite its promise, crypto has not yet ushered in a powerful new age like the Iron Age. Why? Because it hasn’t created the vehicle—the societal, structural, and practical systems necessary to drive this transformation forward.

Instead, most cryptocurrencies are using new tools to replicate old systems. They smelt “ironed stuff” that looks like Bronze Age artifacts—modern technologies that mimic the power dynamics, inequalities, and speculative behaviors of traditional finance. Decentralization often gives way to centralized exchanges. The promise of democratized wealth becomes a game for insiders and speculators. The tools are new, but the structures they create feel old.

For crypto to truly forge a new age, it must break away from these Bronze Age relics. It must transcend mere speculation and wealth concentration, creating practical, scalable applications that empower individuals and communities. Only then can it move beyond being a shiny replica of outdated systems and become the foundation for something genuinely transformative.

To explore how crypto could transcend its current limitations and evolve into something transformative, akin to iron in the Iron Age, we must analyze its potential to overcome two fundamental obstacles:

1. The casino-like speculation and libertarian ideals that dominate its current state.

2. How crypto could fulfill its promise of being a foundational material—something that reshapes systems in a way analogous to iron’s role in history.

Here’s an elaborate breakdown:

1. Bypassing the Casino Economics of Anarcho-Capitalists and Libertarians

In its current state, crypto often feels like a Bronze Age artifact masquerading as innovation. The anarcho-capitalist (ANCAP) and libertarian ethos dominating the crypto space has resulted in a speculative economy—a casino where wealth is hoarded by early adopters, manipulated by whales, and inaccessible to most of society. To transcend this, crypto must move beyond trading for profit and focus on creating systems of real-world utility and inclusion.

How Does It Bypass This?

• Shift from Speculation to Utility

Crypto must prioritize practical applications over speculation. Decentralized finance (DeFi), for example, shows promise, but it needs to move beyond complex yield farming schemes and become a tool for genuine financial empowerment—such as offering credit, banking, and savings to the unbanked and underbanked in a transparent way.

• This involves creating platforms where people use crypto not to trade or gamble but to solve real-world problems, like remittances, property rights, or decentralized voting systems.

• Rethink Governance Models

• Many cryptos rely on governance systems skewed toward the wealthiest holders (e.g., proof-of-stake systems or governance tokens). To bypass this, we need systems where decision-making power is distributed based on contributions to the network rather than wealth. Concepts like quadratic voting or proof-of-contribution could shift the balance toward fairness.

• Integration with Existing Systems

Crypto doesn’t have to replace fiat systems entirely to be revolutionary—it can enhance them. For example, creating decentralized identity systems tied to crypto wallets could enable people in the Global South to access international financial markets, bypassing corrupt local systems.

Why is This Important?

The libertarian, ANCAP-dominated vision of crypto assumes that reducing all interactions to individual freedom and market mechanics is enough to create a better world. But this vision has failed to address systemic inequalities or provide the infrastructure for large-scale adoption. If crypto remains trapped in this speculative and ideological framework, it will never become more than an echo of the Bronze Age, where value is hoarded rather than widely distributed.

2. Crypto as Iron: Foundational Material in a “Bronze Age” Universe

In the Bronze Age, bronze was a status symbol. It was costly, limited by trade, and controlled by elites. The rise of iron was transformative because it was abundant, versatile, and democratized access to tools and weapons. Iron didn’t just replicate the uses of bronze—it created entirely new possibilities for farming, construction, and warfare that reshaped societies.

For crypto to become the “iron” of the digital age, it must transcend its current state of being a niche technology and evolve into a foundational material that empowers society in ways traditional systems cannot.

What Would This Look Like?

• Abundance and Accessibility

Crypto must become cheap and easy to use for everyday people, much like iron tools became accessible to farmers and craftsmen. This includes reducing energy consumption (moving away from proof-of-work systems like Bitcoin’s) and creating seamless, user-friendly interfaces for crypto adoption.

• Imagine a world where sending money, managing contracts, or securing personal data is as simple and universal as using a smartphone—but without intermediaries like banks or governments.

• Infrastructure, Not Just Currency

• Iron didn’t just make better swords—it enabled infrastructure like stronger plows, more durable buildings, and tools for engineering feats. Similarly, crypto must move beyond being “digital gold” or a speculative asset to become the backbone for decentralized systems:

• Decentralized supply chains that ensure ethical sourcing and transparency.

• Decentralized healthcare records that protect privacy and improve efficiency.

• Smart cities powered by decentralized grids and IoT devices tied to crypto networks.

• Trustless Systems

• The biggest promise of crypto is its ability to create trustless systems—systems where individuals don’t need to rely on intermediaries to verify transactions or agreements. For example:

• A farmer in a remote region could sell goods directly to an international buyer using a smart contract, bypassing corrupt middlemen and unstable local currencies.

• Election systems could use blockchain to create tamper-proof voting records, restoring trust in democratic processes.

Iron’s Key Lesson: Integration Across Domains

Iron wasn’t limited to one use—it transformed agriculture, warfare, and urbanization. Similarly, crypto must integrate across multiple domains:

• Finance (e.g., DeFi).

• Governance (e.g., decentralized voting).

• Identity (e.g., self-sovereign identities).

• Energy (e.g., decentralized energy grids).

Crypto must go beyond being an innovation in finance to becoming the scaffolding for a decentralized, interconnected digital world.

Challenges Crypto Must Overcome to Be Iron, Not Bronze

1. Scalability

• Current blockchains like Ethereum face limitations in transaction speed and cost. For crypto to be foundational, it must scale without sacrificing security or decentralization.

2. Energy Efficiency

• Iron was revolutionary because it was cheaper than bronze. Crypto must become environmentally sustainable to avoid becoming a luxury good, inaccessible to most people.

3. Global Collaboration

• The Iron Age didn’t emerge from one civilization but spread across the world, with different cultures innovating in unique ways. Crypto’s promise lies in its ability to transcend borders, but this requires global cooperation rather than the current fractured ecosystem of competing chains and ideologies.

Crypto, like iron, has the potential to be a transformative material—but only if it can break free from the speculative, casino-like dynamics of its current Bronze Age. To do so, it must move beyond being a tool for profit or a libertarian experiment and focus on becoming a foundational infrastructure that democratizes access, enhances trust, and powers systems that are inclusive and resilient.

If crypto can create the “vehicle”—the practical systems and societal adoption needed to reshape how value, power, and trust are distributed—it might just smelt the iron of a new digital age. But until then, it risks remaining a flashy artifact of the old world, unable to forge a path forward. The question remains: will crypto evolve into iron, or remain stuck in bronze?

The Iron Age wasn’t just about the material—it was about the tools, weapons, and systems that iron made possible. Likewise, for crypto to succeed, it needs to smelt not just coins, but entirely new vehicles for societal progress. Until then, it risks remaining a technological marvel without a meaningful revolution.

True transformation requires a rupture with the past, not its replication. Just as the Bronze Age gave way to the Iron Age, today’s systems—whether financial, political, or social—need more than new technology. They need new ways of thinking, new processes, and new vehicles to carry us into a better future. The question is, will crypto rise to the occasion, or remain stuck, forging iron that still looks like bronze?

Stargate

Ah, yes, the Stargate project—an allegory for the present moment, a monument to the madness of techno-optimism, with its endless stream of corporate behemoths like SoftBank, Oracle, Microsoft, NVIDIA, and others all rubbing their hands together in glee. It’s as if we’ve entered a dystopian remake of the 1994 Stargate film, this time with some kind of unholy alliance between almond-laden neural networks and the unchecked power of Silicon Valley. We have here a project that is, let’s say, a vast and complicated ritualistic venture into the unknown, but only by piling up clichés and buzzwords into an enormous heap, like a digital ziggurat that promises to launch us into new realms of possibility—only to leave us disappointed, as we begin to realize that the realm we are entering is just a digital version of the same old world.

What do I mean by this? Well, just look at the Stargate film, directed by Roland Emmerich, which used a hopscotch of sci-fi tropes: ancient alien civilizations, time travel, mystical portals—sound familiar? You had Kurt Russell in fatigues and James Spader, well, being Spader. The movie dabbled in some fascinating ideas about transcendence, humanity’s quest for meaning, and the unknown, but it ultimately faltered in its execution. There was no real philosophical resolution, no deep understanding of what this interdimensional journey was supposed to signify. Instead, it ended with explosions and a vague sense of wonder, but not true insight. It was a metaphor for the modern project itself—big promises, very little deliverance.

Now we have Stargate reimagined, not in terms of interstellar adventure, but as a platform for the so-called “next frontier” of technology. With OpenAI and a collection of corporate giants, we are told we are on the precipice of something that will change the world—an artificial intelligence that will open portals to a new dimension of human experience. But, as always, there’s the classic ideological sleight of hand. We are led to believe that these technological advances will liberate us, but the truth is far more banal. It’s about control, domination, the smoothing over of contradictions. These tech companies, under the guise of innovation, are crafting the new digital Stargate, but it’s a gate that leads to the same old issues, masked in the sheen of progress.

We are back in the same place, aren’t we? We can cross over into other dimensions—whether it’s in terms of data processing, artificial intelligence, or virtual worlds—but these are mere extensions of our existing order. The stargate itself, which might have been a symbol of exploration, is now a tool for increasing profit margins, cementing the power of those who already control the means of technological production.

The logic behind these tech giants’ involvement? The same logic that governed Emmerich’s film—using a few cool ideas (yes, AI, metaverses, quantum computing) but leaving us with more spectacle than substance. It’s a modern Stargate—offering the promise of transcending limitations, but in reality, merely reinforcing them. The more we chase after these “portals,” the more we get sucked into the very system we thought we were escaping.

The discomfort at the heart of Stargate—it is indeed, a grotesque Frankenstein, stitched together from the decayed parts of trickle-down economics and the logic of a perpetual motion machine. It is the quintessential product of neoliberal ideology: the promise of infinite returns, endlessly repeated, as long as the last investor keeps buying into the myth. In this sense, the Stargate project, like its cinematic precursor, is less about exploring new frontiers and more about maintaining the illusion of progress while profiting off its perpetuity.

We must ask ourselves: what exactly is being “unlocked” in these grand ventures of AI and quantum computing, if not the very mechanisms that perpetuate the existing system of exploitation? The endless rhetoric around infinite returns—whether it’s in terms of data, profits, or opportunities—betrays the fundamental deceit at the heart of this whole venture. The “Stargate” is not a portal to liberation, not a gateway to a new dimension of human understanding, but a cunningly constructed mechanism that extracts value from the very people it purports to serve. It is the trickle-down logic, the same one that has failed us for decades: as long as you keep the machine running, as long as there’s a constant flow of fresh capital to fuel it, the promise of limitless growth can continue.

But of course, this is the lie we’ve all been sold. The reality is that the trickle-down never reaches the bottom. Like the revolving door of investment in the Stargate project, the wealth continues to concentrate in the hands of a few. These grand promises of technological transcendence are, in the end, just a sophisticated form of financial alchemy. The constant promises of infinite returns are like the perpetual motion machine—beautiful in their conception, but ultimately doomed by their own impossibility. What’s so tragically ironic is that the true “Stargate” these tech giants are building is a portal not to an exciting future, but to an even more elaborate prison of illusion.

The capitalist system today operates much like this: under the guise of new technological horizons, it insists that each new frontier will solve our problems, give us endless possibilities, when in reality it is only expanding the reach of its own machinery of control. The investors—those lucky enough to enter the game early—are promised the stargate of boundless wealth, while the rest of us are left to follow the thread of this speculative spiral, only to discover that the gateway is a dead end, a vast cul-de-sac of endless, pointless motion.

This, then, is the fundamental contradiction embedded in these projects. We are told that we will transcend our current limitations, that we will discover new dimensions of possibility. But in truth, we are only being pushed deeper into the very system that shackles us. The more we invest, the more we become entangled in this matrix of infinite returns. The project’s success is predicated not on any tangible breakthrough, but on the ability to convince the next wave of investors to buy in, to keep the charade going just a little longer. But ultimately, we are trapped in the same economic system, only with shinier technology and more abstract concepts.

And let us not forget the prophetic tropes that play a pivotal role in this charade, tropes that have been mediocrally executed in both the cinematic Stargate and these grand tech ventures. In the film, we encounter the idea of ancient civilizations—gods, in fact—who possess extraordinary knowledge and power, locked away in a distant past, waiting to be rediscovered. This resonates strongly with the way Silicon Valley talks about “unlocking” hidden potential, as though the answers to humanity’s most pressing problems lie buried just beyond our reach, waiting to be unearthed by the next technological breakthrough. The idea of “unlocking” ancient knowledge is a classic prophetic trope, one that promises to reveal profound truths and usher in a new era. But as Stargate itself demonstrates, this knowledge is never quite as transcendent as promised, and in the end, it’s just another tool of control.

Then, of course, there is the prophecy of the chosen one—the idea that a single individual, in this case, Daniel Jackson (James Spader), will decipher the ancient language and unlock the power of the Stargate. This individual, like a modern-day messiah, is set apart as the one who will lead the way, revealing the path to salvation. In the context of the tech world, this is mirrored in the cult of the CEO, the notion that a singular visionary, be it a Mark Zuckerberg or an Elon Musk, will guide us through the technological singularity into a utopian future. But once again, this is just a recycled cliché, an empty promise, as these “prophecies” consistently fail to deliver anything substantial.

Finally, there’s the constant appeal to destiny—the idea that our heroes are fated to discover the Stargate, just as our tech moguls are “destined” to shape the future. This notion of destiny, of history unfolding according to some grand, hidden plan, underpins the entire narrative of Silicon Valley’s most hyped ventures. But like the movie, where the supposed “destiny” of the characters ultimately leads them to yet another battle with an ancient power, we’re left with the same tired tropes—promises of an extraordinary future, only to find that the destination is much less than we had imagined.

The very nature of these prophetic tropes is what keeps us hooked. They appeal to our deepest desires for meaning, for escape from our mundane reality, and yet they always disappoint. The tech industry, much like Emmerich’s film, dresses up its promises in extravagant imagery of otherworldly achievements, only to reveal that the truth behind the curtain is far less impressive. The promise of a digital “Stargate” is just another metaphor for the perennial human desire for transcendence, for breakthrough, but as we’ve seen time and again, such promises are rarely fulfilled. Instead, we are left with a shiny new version of the same old system, which ultimately serves the interests of the few, while the rest of us watch as our hopes dissolve into the ether.

Sympathy for the Grift

Democrats are trickle-down economics in disguise, while Republicans are a perpetual motion machine of wealth—promising infinite returns as long as the last investor keeps buying in.

Democrats are the sanctimonious snake-oil salesmen of trickle-down economics, dressed up in the shiny robes of progress, muttering the same tired chant: “If we feed the rich just right, they’ll trickle their leftovers onto the starving masses.” Meanwhile, Republicans are carnival barkers running the great Ponzi hustle, a fever-dream machine of infinite growth fueled by the desperation of the suckers at the bottom. It’s a high-stakes scam cloaked in flag pins and fake moral authority—an endless loop of greed that only works as long as the poor bastards they’re fleecing keep believing the roulette wheel isn’t rigged. Both sides peddle the same grift with different packaging, hoping no one notices the rot underneath the shiny veneer.

And here’s the punchline, the cruel cosmic joke: neither of these bloated, self-satisfied tribes is doing a damn thing to make the average 30-year-old better off than their parents. On the contrary, they’re churning out a generation of miserable little fucks drowning in debt, rent hikes, and the existential dread of inheriting a world cooked to a crisp. The Democrats distract them with dreams of “equity” while whispering sweet nothings to Wall Street, and the Republicans sell them some deranged gospel of bootstrap salvation while quietly siphoning off what’s left of the social safety net.

It’s not politics anymore—it’s a death cult with two heads, grinding people into dust while telling them to smile because “this is the greatest country on Earth.” Meanwhile, the 30-year-olds are stuck in the gig economy gulag, trapped between avocado toast jokes and the creeping realization that retirement is just a cruel fantasy invented by their grandparents. This isn’t progress; it’s slow-motion annihilation wrapped in focus-group-tested slogans. A whole generation reduced to cannon fodder in a war for profits they’ll never see.

It gets worse, oh much worse, because there’s this creeping, almost smug sense from the Democrats now that they’re gearing up for four years of honorable opposition—a glorious little theater where they’ll sit on their hands, bemoaning the horrors of Republican governance while secretly hoping the house of cards doesn’t collapse until they get another turn. They’re betting the farm on some mythical new wave, a tidal surge of desperation and gullibility, where the people—bleary-eyed and broke—buy in again, convinced that the trickle-down fairy tale will finally pan out this time.

And the Republicans? Oh, they’ll oblige. They’ll take the keys to the machine and crank it into overdrive, building the biggest goddamn Ponzi scheme the world has ever seen. They’ll slap a bald eagle on it, brand it as “freedom,” and funnel every last dime up the chain until the whole rotten structure buckles under its own weight. The Democrats will wring their hands, shaking their heads like disappointed schoolteachers, but secretly they’ll be relieved. Why fix anything when the scam itself keeps the wheel spinning?

Both parties are complicit, locked in this grim waltz where the game isn’t about governing—it’s about stalling. Stalling long enough for the next election, the next grift, the next manufactured crisis that keeps the American public too distracted and too beaten down to notice they’re being bled dry. And at the end of it all, the 30-year-olds will still be standing in the ashes, miserable little fucks staring at their empty hands, wondering what went wrong.

This is the only ontology available: a rigged binary where both sides are selling the same endgame under different banners. The Democrats peddle a kind of performative virtue—polished, rehearsed, and utterly toothless. They cling to the illusion that their honor, their principled inaction, is some sort of noble resistance. Meanwhile, the Republicans don’t even bother with the pretense of decency anymore. They’re all in, selling the biggest con imaginable—a nation hollowed out and stripped for parts, but branded as “greatness.”

And everyone just keeps buying in because what other choice do they have? This isn’t governance; it’s a scorched-earth campaign of cynicism, where the options are despair wrapped in empathy or madness cloaked in arrogance. The machine grinds on because it’s the only machine there is, and stepping outside of it isn’t rebellion—it’s oblivion. So the miserable little fucks keep playing along, trapped in a rigged casino where the house always wins, and every spin of the wheel is just another reminder that this is the only ontology available.

Playing For Possession:  How the Democrats Got Benched for 2028

“Playing for possession: controlling the game without taking the risks to win.”

The Democrats have been hit with back-to-back personal fouls, unsportsmanlike conduct, and an ejection for unnecessary skittishness, leaving them with no room on the scoreboard and no time left on the clock. Think of it like this: they blew a 3-1 lead in the series fumbled the ball at the 1-yard line, and struck out with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth. It’s a comprehensive meltdown.

This isn’t just a bad loss. This is a franchise in freefall. The scouting department’s asleep at the wheel, the coaching staff keeps running the same tired plays, and the general manager’s idea of a rebuild is bringing in washed-up free agents instead of developing new talent. They came into the game with a game plan designed for a league that doesn’t exist anymore, ignoring every sign that the pitch has changed.

Now they’re on the sidelines, watching their opponents run up the score, facing a multi-season suspension that feels like exile. This isn’t just losing a game; it’s getting ejected from the league and watching your franchise be sold off to a new owner who doesn’t even care about the fans or the history of the sport.

First, Clinton in 2016, the political equivalent of a star striker who couldn’t finish an open-net chance in the finals. Then Biden in 2024, a grizzled veteran who had no business staying in the game after halftime. The bench was thin, the coaching staff clueless, and now the refs—those savage, unforgiving voters—have called it. Two fouls. No appeals. They’re out of the lineup for 2028-2032, forced to sit and watch from the cheap seats while the GOP walks the ball into the net.

And now? The rifts in the system—the broken transfer market, the bribed refs, the unwritten handshake deals that keep the sport barely holding together—have been cracked wide open by crypto cowboys and off-the-books billionaires. We’ve gone from a rigged game to an metarigged circus, where contracts are shredded midseason, and every match feels like it’s being played under protest.

This is the worst of all possible worlds. It’s not just a loss—it’s the kind of collapse that guts a team down to its roots. Imagine your favorite club being sold off to some faceless consortium of tech bros and hedge fund vultures. New owners who don’t care about the history, the legacy, or even the fans in the stands. They slap a new logo on the jerseys, change the team colors, and relocate the franchise to some sunbelt hellhole where no one even knows what sport they’re watching.

That’s where we are now. The Democrats aren’t just out of the playoffs; they’re staring down years of irrelevance, trying to cobble together a plan while the league changes the rules midseason. The game isn’t about tactics anymore. It’s about who owns the stadium, who controls the broadcast rights, and who’s willing to play dirty enough to make it all look legitimate. The fans? Left in the cold, clutching faded programs and wondering how the hell it all fell apart.

The Democrats need to approach this like a team stuck at the bottom of the table, desperate to avoid relegation. The first thing they need is a new coach—a leader with fresh tactics who knows how to rally the locker room and adapt to a changing game. No more playing for possession without a plan to score. They need someone bold enough to throw out the old playbook, embrace a faster, leaner style, and actually go for the win instead of settling for a draw.

But coaching isn’t enough. The front office needs a serious overhaul. The recruitment strategy is stuck in the past—drafting players who look good on paper but can’t keep up on the field. They need to build a deep bench of young, hungry talent who understand the new rules of the game. People who can talk to the fans, play on the same level as the grassroots, and hustle for every vote like it’s stoppage time in a tied match.

And for God’s sake, they need to fix their tactics. No more running the same old formations. No more playing defense while the other side is running a full-court press. They’ve got to get aggressive, take risks, and stop trying to look like the more “reasonable” team while their opponents are throwing elbows and lighting the field on fire. The fans want a team that fights, not one that apologizes for being in the league.

Finally, they need to rebuild trust with the supporters. Right now, the base feels like a fan section that’s been overcharged for tickets and sold a product that doesn’t deliver. The Democrats need to start showing they actually care about the people who show up game after game. Cut the corporate deals, stop pandering to the VIP box, and start focusing on the folks in the bleachers who live and die with every result.

It’s not impossible to turn this around. Great teams have done it before, clawing their way out of disaster and back to glory. But it takes vision, grit, and the willingness to play like there’s nothing to lose. Because right now, they’ve already lost the game. If they don’t change fast, they’re going to lose the fans, too—and that’s a hole no team can climb out of.